I've always been more of a dog person than a cat person, but I have a confession: I love that damn Grumpy Cat that is all over the Internet. He cracks me up. Hell, he even got a gig with Friskies and is pulling down some jack!
So, I got to thinking.... Why can't one of our animals become a famous meme and start earning its keep?
Yellow Kitty had his chance, so I decided to give Gracie, our inside/outside cat, her big break. I knew she'd be stoked.
Me: Hey, Gracie!!!! Come here, kitty kitty!
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| If I play dead, she'll go away. |
Me: GRACIE!
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| Shit. Maybe I should look busy. |
Me: Come on Gracie! Let's
make you a star!
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| You have my attention. |
Me: Let's have a Spring Break photo shoot and see what develops!
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| I see what you did there. Very funny. NOT. But, WTH? I'm game. |
Me: I knew you'd be excited! Let's try a prop!
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I see what you were going for, but pu$$y in a box doesn't have,
the same ring to it as that Justin Timberlake skit on SNL. |
Me: Okay. Maybe another pose. Something unique. Work it!
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| How about this? |
Me: It's not THAT kind of photoshoot, Gracie. Let's go outside!
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| I think this is my good side. |
Me: Yeah, it's great, but look this way.
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| Oh, you want my other good side. |
Me: No, look over here!
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| I just did this. Your direction is redundant. |
Me: Nevermind! Let's try an action shot. Pretend something unexpectedly gets your attention.
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| How about this? |
Me: I'm just not feeling it.
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| How about a different box? |
Me: Nah. Let's call it a day. Maybe Grumpy Cat has more talent than I thought.
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| Just what I was hoping for.... |
