Spring Break Photo Shoot

I've always been more of a dog person than a cat person, but I have a confession:  I love that damn Grumpy Cat that is all over the Internet.  He cracks me up.  Hell, he even got a gig with Friskies and is pulling down some jack!

So, I got to thinking....  Why can't one of our animals become a famous meme and start earning its keep?  Yellow Kitty had his chance, so I decided to give Gracie, our inside/outside cat, her big break.  I knew she'd be stoked.

Me:  Hey, Gracie!!!!  Come here, kitty kitty!

If I play dead, she'll go away.

Me:  GRACIE!
 

Shit.  Maybe I should look busy.

 Me:  Come on Gracie!  Let's make you a star!

You have my attention.

Me:  Let's have a Spring Break photo shoot and see what develops!

I see what you did there. Very funny.  NOT.  But, WTH?  I'm game.

Me:  I knew you'd be excited!  Let's try a prop!

I see what you were going for, but pu$$y in a box doesn't have,
 the same ring to it as that Justin Timberlake skit on SNL.

 Me:  Okay.  Maybe another pose.  Something unique.  Work it!

How about this?

 Me:  It's not THAT kind of photoshoot, Gracie.  Let's go outside!

I think this is my good side.

 Me:  Yeah, it's great, but look this way.

Oh, you want my other good side.

Me:  No, look over here!

I just did this.  Your direction is redundant.

 Me: Nevermind!  Let's try an action shot.  Pretend something unexpectedly gets your attention.

How about this?

Me:  I'm just not feeling it.

How about a different box?

Me:  Nah. Let's call it a day.  Maybe Grumpy Cat has more talent than I thought.

Just what I was hoping for....